At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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