New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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