I feel great
I just peed on a car
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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