***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
