yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
sex in a hospital.. check
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Randomize
