you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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