Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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