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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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