just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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