Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
