have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
