Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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