Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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