The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
please don't ironically join a cult
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