thus making me awesome and them whores
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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