he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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