I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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