White coat. Heels.
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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