i can't believe i had my finger in that
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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