i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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