i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I am one with the molecules
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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