i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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