Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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