Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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