ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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