Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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