i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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