You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my being single is dangerous.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
third nipple confirmed
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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