So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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