I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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