okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this just has baby written all over it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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