i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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