just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
