There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Randomize
