So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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