Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Come on in and take your pants off
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