He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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