i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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