I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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