Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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