shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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