Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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