I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The power of my boobs compel you
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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