shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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