I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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