last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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