just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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