was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
