It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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