He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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