We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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