Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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