Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Shame is for Republicans.
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