Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If that was your dad, he is hot
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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